Replace some famous quotes with mine own quotes (or my friends' quotes)

1 files changed, 3 insertions, 3 deletions

diff --git a/assets/js/quotes.js b/assets/js/quotes.js
index b46c5f8..ae892b5 100644
--- a/assets/js/quotes.js
+++ b/assets/js/quotes.js
@@ -15,7 +15,7 @@ quotes = [
     "憂鬱的臺灣烏龜",
     "If you refuse this mission, I'll break the fourth wall again!",
     "This quote is intentionally left blank.",
-    "Nobody actually reads these.",
+    "Nobody actually reads this.",
     "It will make you laugh! It will make you cry! It will make you try the mayonnaise-frosted pie!",
     "Icicles? Tide pods? No, typos.",
     "Today, the universe will cease to exist due to rain.",
@@ -52,8 +52,8 @@ quotes = [
     "For the graphics drivers, I was very tempted to try the newly open-sourced Nvidia drivers, but I figured I probably wouldn't have much to talk about given my lack of Nvidia hardware.",
     "It's amazing how many towns are named after their water tower.",
     "Why are we projecting my brain down to one dimension?",
-    "Anyone who thinks the pen is mightier than the sword has not been stabbed with both.", // Lemony Snicket
-    "I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by.", // Douglas Adams
+    "I've never heard of a bagel used as a fire extinguisher before",
+    "Is the empty set gluten free?",
     "Whoever just pinged @everyone, ple@se st@y @w@y from the @ key unless it's @n emergency. Th@nks!",
     "How to waste other people's time 101",
     "Name a situation where you'll need to challenge fight a gummy bear.",