Increase quotes up to 64

1 files changed, 19 insertions, 5 deletions

diff --git a/assets/js/quotes.js b/assets/js/quotes.js
index 8a47070..be2ea7a 100644
--- a/assets/js/quotes.js
+++ b/assets/js/quotes.js
@@ -6,13 +6,14 @@ quotes = [
     "How anNOYing is it thAT your faVORite mechaNIcal poeTry on whEELS can't even RUN THE SAME GAUGE as the counTRY nextdoor?!",
     "We're trying to figure out how to report capital gains from time traveling on our tax returns.",
     "The universe tends toward maximum irony. Don't push it.", // Jamie Zawinski
-    "I bet I just made you refresh the page 110010 times.", // MAKE SURE THIS IS NUM QUOTES
+    "I bet I just made you refresh the page 1000000 times.", // MAKE SURE THIS IS NUM QUOTES
     "source ~/.bash_history", // https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/1975:_Right_Click
     "echo source ~/.bashrc >> ~/.bashrc", // Same as above
+    "sudo rm -rf $DIRECTROY/*", // Same as above
     "echo 0 | sudo tee /sys/devices/system/cpu/cpu*/online",
     "It tastes like I'm a giraffe.",
     "憂鬱的臺灣烏龜",
-    "If you refuse this task, I'll break the fourth wall again!",
+    "If you refuse this mission, I'll break the fourth wall again!",
     "This quote is intentionally left blank.",
     "Nobody actually reads these.",
     "It will make you laugh! It will make you cry! It will make you try the mayonnaise-frosted pie!",
@@ -21,7 +22,6 @@ quotes = [
     "Her mission, if she chose to accept it (which she did, begrudgingly), was to decrease her own IQ.",
     "What's next? Pikachu with a buzz cut?",
     "A(n, 5) doesn't have a name, but scares children.", // https://web.stanford.edu/class/archive/cs/cs166/cs166.1166/lectures/16/Small16.pdf
-    "Delivering... Parcel left country of origin... Parcel destroyed",
     "I think, therefore I spam.",
     "Electrocuted medium rare piano, right there!",
     "Sometimes you suck and sometimes life sucks you.",
@@ -44,11 +44,25 @@ quotes = [
     "Breaking news: MIT researchers have discovered that imaginary numbers don't actually exist!",
     "How do you make weapons out of candy canes? You suck.",
     "You gargle salt, you gurgle languages.",
-    "It's as easy as buffalo chicken pizza.",
+    "The pizza didn't want that.",
     "I can walk faster than 30 FPS.",
     "And that brings us to Next House, formerly home to the world's finest oyster crackers before suffering the Great Oyster Cracker Extinction Event.",
     "This opens up a whole world of possibilities that I will ignore.",
-    "HELP I'M TRAPPED IN A CSS FACTORY"
+    "HELP I'M TRAPPED IN A CSS FACTORY",
+    "For the graphics drivers, I was very tempted to try the newly open-sourced Nvidia drivers, but I figured I probably wouldn't have much to talk about given my lack of Nvidia hardware.",
+    "It's amazing how many towns are named after their water tower.",
+    "Why are we projecting my brain down to one dimension?",
+    "Anyone who thinks the pen is mightier than the sword has not been stabbed with both.", // Lemony Snicket
+    "I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by.", // Douglas Adams
+    "Whoever just pinged @everyone, ple@se st@y @w@y from the @ key unless it's @n emergency. Th@nks!",
+    "How to waste other people's time 101",
+    "Name a situation where you'll need to challenge fight a gummy bear",
+    "Ah shoot I got initialized",
+    "Dress up as a 3-ball and staple your head to your feet.",
+    "Now is this useful? The short answer is no. The long answer is also no.",
+    "This is a corporate propaganda manga series by a Hong Kong soy sauce company.",
+    "Use push relabel, but its time complexity is a fishy fable.",
+    "My real passion is fulfilling my eternal dream of baking the world's largest Oreo!"
 ];
 
 function setRandomQuote() {