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authorAnthony Wang2024-10-04 13:40:10 -0400
committerAnthony Wang2024-10-04 13:40:10 -0400
commit262bc370da84d2fdec31d5bc39498d0c63054da9 (patch)
treea56890a51d4bc3bb4bae7f89096adbc5f9b9b5b8 /layouts
parent58a777c5758dd8d6363b610f2d9ed683900def6e (diff)
Fix indentation, replace some lame quotes
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<div>CC BY-SA 4.0</div>
<script>
var quotes = [
- "I'm not young enough to know everything.",
- "An ideal french fry is one dimensional.",
- "I want to see the universe in debug mode.",
- "The kid was deliberately and maliciously watching television at him.",
- "How anNOYing is it thAT your faVORite mechaNIcal poeTry on whEELS can't even RUN THE SAME GAUGE as the counTRY nextdoor?!",
- "We're trying to figure out how to report capital gains from time traveling on our tax returns.",
- "The universe tends toward maximum irony. Don't push it.",
- "I bet I just made you refresh the page 100000 times.",
- "source ~/.bash_history",
- "It tastes like I'm a giraffe.",
- "憂鬱的臺灣烏龜",
- "If you refuse this task, I'll break the fourth wall again!",
- "An idiot with a computer is a faster, better idiot.",
- "No one actually reads theses.",
- "It will make you laugh! It will make you cry! It will make you try the mayonnaise-frosted pie!",
- "Icicles? Tide pods? No, typos.",
- "Today, the universe will cease to exist due to rain.",
- "Her mission, if she chose to accept it (which she did, begrudgingly), was to decrease her own IQ.",
- "What's next? Pikachu with a buzz cut?",
- "A(n, 5) doesn't have a name, but scares children.",
- "Delivering... Parcel left country of origin... Parcel destroyed",
- "I think, therefore I spam.",
- "Electrocuted medium rare piano, right there!",
- "Sometimes you suck and sometimes life sucks you.",
- "He very fast very cruel kill all toothpick.",
- "Think about how you verb those nouns that you have.",
- "Probably want to get vaccinated before time traveling.",
- "Imagine what the banana would look like if it could segfault.",
- "Whenever something easy does not seem easy, it's probably a typo.",
- "The math is not mathing here.",
- "I was thinking before I was thinking.",
- "The next time you have a fever, I want you to dynamic program your way out of it!"
+ "I'm not young enough to know everything.",
+ "An ideal french fry is one dimensional.",
+ "I want to see the universe in debug mode.",
+ "The kid was deliberately and maliciously watching television at him.",
+ "How anNOYing is it thAT your faVORite mechaNIcal poeTry on whEELS can't even RUN THE SAME GAUGE as the counTRY nextdoor?!",
+ "We're trying to figure out how to report capital gains from time traveling on our tax returns.",
+ "The universe tends toward maximum irony. Don't push it.",
+ "I bet I just made you refresh the page 100000 times.",
+ "source ~/.bash_history",
+ "It tastes like I'm a giraffe.",
+ "憂鬱的臺灣烏龜",
+ "If you refuse this task, I'll break the fourth wall again!",
+ "This quote is intentionally left blank.",
+ "Nobody actually reads these.",
+ "It will make you laugh! It will make you cry! It will make you try the mayonnaise-frosted pie!",
+ "Icicles? Tide pods? No, typos.",
+ "Today, the universe will cease to exist due to rain.",
+ "Her mission, if she chose to accept it (which she did, begrudgingly), was to decrease her own IQ.",
+ "What's next? Pikachu with a buzz cut?",
+ "A(n, 5) doesn't have a name, but scares children.",
+ "Delivering... Parcel left country of origin... Parcel destroyed",
+ "I think, therefore I spam.",
+ "Electrocuted medium rare piano, right there!",
+ "Sometimes you suck and sometimes life sucks you.",
+ "He very fast very cruel kill all toothpick.",
+ "Think about how you verb those nouns that you have.",
+ "Probably want to get vaccinated before time traveling.",
+ "Imagine what the banana would look like if it could segfault.",
+ "Whenever something easy does not seem easy, it's probably a typo.",
+ "The math is not mathing here.",
+ "I was thinking before I was thinking.",
+ "The next time you have a fever, I want you to dynamic program your way out of it!"
]
document.querySelector(".quote").innerHTML = "&ldquo;" + quotes[Math.floor(Math.random() * quotes.length)] + "&rdquo;";
</script>