Increase quotes list up to 50

1 files changed, 20 insertions, 2 deletions

diff --git a/layouts/partials/footer.html b/layouts/partials/footer.html
index 8b30c1f..6a71892 100644
--- a/layouts/partials/footer.html
+++ b/layouts/partials/footer.html
@@ -11,7 +11,9 @@
         "We're trying to figure out how to report capital gains from time traveling on our tax returns.",
         "The universe tends toward maximum irony. Don't push it.", // Jamie Zawinski
         "I bet I just made you refresh the page 100000 times.",
-        "source ~/.bash_history",
+        "source ~/.bash_history", // https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/1975:_Right_Click
+        "echo source ~/.bashrc >> ~/.bashrc", // Same as above
+        "echo 0 | sudo tee /sys/devices/system/cpu/cpu*/online",
         "It tastes like I'm a giraffe.",
         "憂鬱的臺灣烏龜",
         "If you refuse this task, I'll break the fourth wall again!",
@@ -34,7 +36,23 @@
         "Put a parenthesis around the banana!",
         "The math is not mathing here.",
         "I was thinking before I was thinking.",
-        "The next time you have a fever, I want you to dynamic program your way out of it!"
+        "The next time you have a fever, I want you to dynamic program your way out of it!",
+        "I promised you Saddam Hussein's LinkedIn and all you got was a Chinese Linux distro cartoon rabbit girl mascot.",
+        "弱电间 Weak Room",
+        "And from that day onwards Zhou was a little bit better at actually cooking his flashcards like a cool instant noodles (IN) chef.",
+        "I have to fold myself to solve it.",
+        "They're compressing ramen with zstd now?",
+        "I forgot there was a camel on my head.",
+        "Nerd (nerd enjoying recursive definitions)",
+        "No proofs, just mouse haircut.",
+        "Breaking news: MIT researchers have discovered that imaginary numbers don't actually exist!",
+        "How do you make weapons out of candy canes? You suck.",
+        "You gargle salt, you gurgle languages.",
+        "It's as easy as buffalo chicken pizza.",
+        "I can walk faster than 30 FPS.",
+        "And that brings us to Next House, formerly home to the world's finest oyster crackers before suffering the Great Oyster Cracker Extinction Event.",
+        "This opens up a whole world of possibilities that I will ignore.",
+        "HELP I'M TRAPPED IN A CSS FACTORY"
       ]
       document.querySelector(".quote").innerHTML = "“" + quotes[Math.floor(Math.random() * quotes.length)].replace("'", "’") + "”";
     </script>