Add more footer quotes

1 files changed, 21 insertions, 5 deletions

diff --git a/layouts/partials/footer.html b/layouts/partials/footer.html
index cf939ff..1380c3c 100644
--- a/layouts/partials/footer.html
+++ b/layouts/partials/footer.html
@@ -4,21 +4,37 @@
     <script>
       var quotes = [
       	"I'm not young enough to know everything.",
-      	"I think I'm eating the circular fry from the wrong dimension.",
+      	"An ideal french fry is one dimensional.",
       	"I want to see the universe in debug mode.",
       	"The kid was deliberately and maliciously watching television at him.",
       	"How anNOYing is it thAT your faVORite mechaNIcal poeTry on whEELS can't even RUN THE SAME GAUGE as the counTRY nextdoor?!",
       	"We're trying to figure out how to report capital gains from time traveling on our tax returns.",
       	"The universe tends toward maximum irony. Don't push it.",
-      	"I bet I just made you refresh the page 1000 times.",
+      	"I bet I just made you refresh the page 100000 times.",
       	"source ~/.bash_history",
       	"It tastes like I'm a giraffe.",
       	"憂鬱的臺灣烏龜",
-      	"If you refuse this mission, I'll break the fourth wall again!",
+      	"If you refuse this task, I'll break the fourth wall again!",
       	"An idiot with a computer is a faster, better idiot.",
-      	"I distinctly remember forgetting that.",
+      	"No one actually reads theses.",
       	"It will make you laugh! It will make you cry! It will make you try the mayonnaise-frosted pie!",
-      	"Icicles? Tide pods? No, typos."
+      	"Icicles? Tide pods? No, typos.",
+      	"Today, the universe will cease to exist due to rain.",
+      	"Her mission, if she chose to accept it (which she did, begrudgingly), was to decrease her own IQ.",
+      	"What's next? Pikachu with a buzz cut?",
+      	"A(n, 5) doesn't have a name, but scares children.",
+      	"Delivering... Parcel left country of origin... Parcel destroyed",
+      	"I think, therefore I spam.",
+      	"Electrocuted medium rare piano, right there!",
+      	"Sometimes you suck and sometimes life sucks you.",
+      	"He very fast very cruel kill all toothpick.",
+      	"Think about how you verb those nouns that you have.",
+      	"Probably want to get vaccinated before time traveling.",
+      	"Imagine what the banana would look like if it could segfault.",
+      	"Whenever something easy does not seem easy, it's probably a typo.",
+      	"The math is not mathing here.",
+      	"I was thinking before I was thinking.",
+      	"The next time you have a fever, I want you to dynamic program your way out of it!"
       ]
       document.querySelector(".quote").innerHTML = "&ldquo;" + quotes[Math.floor(Math.random() * quotes.length)] + "&rdquo;";
     </script>