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---
title: "About"
type: page
---
some random person.
learning.
sleeping with 1/3 probability.
[projecting](/projects).
(idk what to put here).
enjoying my life in St. Louis, Misery (er... Missouri).
crafting [dodecahedra](/projects/dodecahedra).
[wasting](games) [time](music) as efficiently as possible.
trying to master [algorithmic wizardry](/projects/competitive-programming).
doing random stuff.
writing probably very useless [programs](/projects/utilities).
paralyzed as to what I should write here.
trying to find time to actually read [real](nonfiction) [books](fiction).
formerly making [forges](https://codeberg.org/forgejo/forgejo/issues/59) [talk to each other](/posts/activitypub-eats-your-brain).
taking a ton of photos of Sidney the cat.
[giving people seizures](/posts/bad-apple-animated-qr-code).
spending hours copying posts from my five previous blogs to this website and too tired to convert the ancient BBCode posts to Markdown.
you should really check out these [other websites](friends).
faithfully cataloguing my [horde](hardware).
[training neural networks](/projects/machine-learning) to be dumb.
looking up images online of chevrotains, jerboas, kit foxes, Pallas's cats, potoos, and camels, which you should too, because it will instantly make your day better.
[breaking Arch Linux machines](/posts/installing-every-arch-package).
[discovering BenQ's](/posts/ennui) [secret](/posts/dead-pixels).
fork bombing myself.
[proving that spelling reform is NP-hard](/posts/spelling-reform-np-hard), like seriously.
doing [math](/posts/asian-bayesian) [unironically](/posts/asian-bayesian-2).
catching [mice](https://mastodon.mit.edu/@xy/111614108714555969).
using a lot of really awesome [software](software).
seeding this website with tons of [secret easter eggs](puzzle).
amazed that special patterns in my biological neural networks transcribed into UTF-8 Markdown documents converted into HTML by a Git hook running [Hugo](https://gohugo.io) with the [Gokarna theme](https://github.com/gokarna-theme/gokarna-hugo) deployed to [XVM](https://xvm.mit.edu) transmitted over HTTP by [Caddy](https://caddyserver.com) displayed on your screen have now created special patterns in your biological neural networks too.
still alive.
(this line is reserved for future [bug fixes](/src/check-about.py))
paralyzed by the [infinite possibilities for each day](https://xkcd.com/137/).
atrocious at writing poetry.
[pi](https://tauday.com).
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