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---
title: "About"
type: page
---


some random person.

learning.

sleeping with 1/3 probability.

[projecting](/projects).

(idk what to put here).

enjoying my life in St. Louis, Misery (er... Missouri).

crafting [dodecahedra](/projects/dodecahedra).

[wasting](games) [time](music) as efficiently as possible.

trying to master [algorithmic wizardry](/projects/competitive-programming).

doing random stuff.

writing probably very useless [programs](/projects/utilities).

paralyzed as to what I should write here.

trying to find time to actually [read](blogs) [real](nonfiction) [books](fiction).

formerly making [forges](https://codeberg.org/forgejo/forgejo/issues/59) [talk to each other](/posts/activitypub-eats-your-brain).

taking a ton of photos of Sidney the cat.

[giving people seizures](/posts/bad-apple-animated-qr-code).

spending hours copying posts from my five previous blogs to this website and too tired to convert the ancient BBCode posts to Markdown.

you should really check out these [other websites](friends).

faithfully cataloguing my [horde](hardware).

[training neural networks](/projects/machine-learning) to be dumb.

looking up images online of chevrotains, jerboas, kit foxes, Pallas's cats, potoos, and camels, which you should too, because it will instantly make your day better.

[breaking Arch Linux machines](/posts/installing-every-arch-package).

[discovering BenQ's](/posts/ennui) [secret](/posts/dead-pixels).

fork bombing myself.

[proving that spelling reform is NP-hard](/posts/spelling-reform-np-hard), like seriously.

doing [math](/posts/asian-bayesian) [unironically](/posts/asian-bayesian-2).

catching [mice](https://mastodon.mit.edu/@xy/111614108714555969).

using a lot of really awesome [software](software).

seeding this website with tons of [secret easter eggs](puzzle).

amazed that special patterns in my biological neural networks transcribed into Markdown documents pushed to a bare Git repo on [XVM](https://xvm.mit.edu) HTMLified by a [post-receive hook](/src/post-receive) running Hugo with [Gokarna](https://github.com/gokarna-theme/gokarna-hugo) transmitted over HTTP/3 by Caddy displayed on your screen have now created special patterns in your biological neural networks too.

still alive.

(this line is reserved for future [bug fixes](/src/check-about.py))

paralyzed by the [infinite possibilities for each day](https://xkcd.com/137/).

atrocious at writing poetry.

[pi](https://tauday.com).