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<div class="quote">“To Be Filled By O.E.M.”</div>
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"I'm not young enough to know everything.", // J. M. Barrie
"An ideal french fry is one dimensional.",
"I want to see the universe in debug mode.",
"The kid was deliberately and maliciously watching television at him.", // Douglas Adams
"How anNOYing is it thAT your faVORite mechaNIcal poeTry on whEELS can't even RUN THE SAME GAUGE as the counTRY nextdoor?!",
"We're trying to figure out how to report capital gains from time traveling on our tax returns.",
"The universe tends toward maximum irony. Don't push it.", // Jamie Zawinski
"I bet I just made you refresh the page 100000 times.",
"source ~/.bash_history",
"It tastes like I'm a giraffe.",
"憂鬱的臺灣烏龜",
"If you refuse this task, I'll break the fourth wall again!",
"This quote is intentionally left blank.",
"Nobody actually reads these.",
"It will make you laugh! It will make you cry! It will make you try the mayonnaise-frosted pie!",
"Icicles? Tide pods? No, typos.",
"Today, the universe will cease to exist due to rain.",
"Her mission, if she chose to accept it (which she did, begrudgingly), was to decrease her own IQ.",
"What's next? Pikachu with a buzz cut?",
"A(n, 5) doesn't have a name, but scares children.", // https://web.stanford.edu/class/archive/cs/cs166/cs166.1166/lectures/16/Small16.pdf
"Delivering... Parcel left country of origin... Parcel destroyed",
"I think, therefore I spam.",
"Electrocuted medium rare piano, right there!",
"Sometimes you suck and sometimes life sucks you.",
"Think about how you verb those nouns that you have.",
"Probably want to get vaccinated before time traveling.",
"Imagine what the banana would look like if it could segfault.",
"Whenever something easy does not seem easy, it's probably a typo.",
"Put a parenthesis around the banana!",
"The math is not mathing here.",
"I was thinking before I was thinking.",
"The next time you have a fever, I want you to dynamic program your way out of it!"
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